Terms of use



This End-User License Agreement ('EULA') is a legal agreement between you and fartingchickens.netogram.com and Patrick Freeman Jones. You agree that this EULA is enforceable like any written negotiated agreement signed by you. This EULA applies to the use of software, podplays, video films, videoclips, podcasts, podmercials, podsketches, audio recordings, video recordings and accompanying items, download package and all contents and contents programs.


Please read this EULA carefully. By using all or any portion of the software or files you accept all the terms and conditions of this EULA. Downloading a file from our site, pressing the download button or download link for a download is considered use of the software or files. If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, do not use the software or any file you downloaded and promptly delete the unused file(s).


This EULA grants a license ('License') that permits you to use (personal- and home-use) the downloaded software, and watch and listen to a file, provided the software or audiofile or videofile is installed on only one computer or Hardware device at any time and provided the file, software is combined with only one system or device capable of playing or running the software or audio or video files. This License is non-exclusive and non-transferable. This License does not grant any rights to obtaining future upgrades, updates or supplements of the audiofiles or videofiles or software.


Copyright and other intellectual, industrial and/or proprietary rights to the files, recordings, videoclips, audioclips, software, audio recordings, video recordings to any copies that you may make are owned by Patrick Freeman Jones and/or its suppliers. Patrick Freeman Jones and fartingchickens.netogram.com permit you to use the audiofiles, videofiles, software only in accordance with the terms of this EULA. All rights not specifically granted in this EULA are reserved by Patrick Freeman Jones and fartingchickens.netogram.com


Renting, lending, public presentation, performance, public performance or broadcasting or any other kind of distribution of the audiofiles, videofiles, software is strictly prohibited. You will not, and you will not allow any person to, modify the files, recordings, audiofiles, videofiles, software or any part thereof, to analyze it by means of reverse engineering, to decompile or disassemble the audiofiles, videofiles and/or software, or to make products derived from it.


Patrick Freeman Jones and fartingchickens.netogram.com does not and cannot warrant that the audiofiles, videofiles, software operate error-free. You should be particularly aware of the fact that playback errors may occur when using audiofiles, videofiles, software on a device or computer.


Neither Patrick Freeman Jones nor fartingchickens.netogram.com shall be liable to you or to any third party for any damages either direct, indirect, incidental, consequential or otherwise (including in each case, but not limited to, damages for the inability to use your equipment or access data, loss of data, loss of business, loss of profits, business interruption or the like) arising out of the use of or inability to use the audiofiles, videofiles, software even if Patrick Freeman Jones or fartingchickens.netogram.com have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

Should you have any questions concerning this EULA, or if you desire to contact Patrick Freeman Jones or fartingchickens.netogram.com for any reason, please visit us on the World Wide Web at http://www.netogram.com


MOCS and fartingchickens.netogram.com may at any time revise these Terms and Conditions by updating this posting. You are bound by any such revisions and should therefore periodically visit this page to review the then current Terms and Conditions to which you are bound. By accessing and browsing the fartingchickens.netogram.com Site, you accept, without limitation or qualification, the Terms and Conditions and acknowledge that any other agreements between you and MOCS or fartingchickens.netogram.com are superseded and of no force or effect.

The results of our chaotic creative meetings can be downloaded in the download section on this site. We also produced a short film and did a splendid job! You can download or watch the Television commercial for the fartingchickens webpage in the download area. So enjoy! (I know we did!)